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Are You Not Infotained?

by Unfluencer

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1.
Mood Director 03:43
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How are you feeling? Is everything cool? Are there forces rising up to harsh your vibe? Have you tried yoga or watching some wrestling? Given yourself a chance to unwind? These are a couple things that i have done Knowledge is power and i am the sun I’m your mood director I will tell you how to feel I can use my experience to show you what is real When is the last time you had a friend come by and take you out to lunch or gone on a hike to see some waterfalls and threw your cell phone away These are some little bits of the wisdom i possess You can’t avoid the advice I dispense Overbearing, but good natured I will help myself by helping you
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Beach Fight 03:39
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A salty breeze It’s bright and warm Chilling in the sand When you hear the roar of man You don’t know how hard somebody is 'til you fuck around and find out Getting wasted in the summer sun sometimes make you feel invincible Sandy battles have that extra friction You can use the land to your advantage Blind opponents like you’re Mister Fuji Only aim for the head Watch them go World star You don’t know how hard a lifeguard is 'til you fuck around and find out Swimmers’ fists move at the speed of light You can blame cardio Like a dolphin, but three times as deadly Reigning blows with ocean hams Buried like a pirate’s secret treasure, your pride rests underground The pay per view is done The cops have come Barf is in the sand So much barf is in the sand
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Blood Buddy Ranch 03:31
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Let’s make a better world for the kids to throw up in Time’s right to make a mark by getting out of here Nature seems to hold the key to everything we need It would be a blast to have a cult, i’ll settle for commune If we all can work together we will build ourselves a better place to live Parties last until the morning light All your closest friends are free from space and time We’ll have some movie nights and a place to jam Dungeons and dragons sessions and a pit for roasting ham if it really turns you off, you can skip the blood pact We’re all doing it but hey, there’s no pressure Snow mobiles, golf carts, and cool ATVs Ride them all over whenever you please There is no HOA
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Cloud Botherer 03:36
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If not now, when’s the time to get it right? Burning heat and bitter cold, chasing storms Put faith in the process that the earth will self correct Make sure you’re using paper straws. Corporations need your help Business knows what to do. Abdicate Shoot your shot and do your part to compensate Great big hugs for all the suits who bravely tell us it’s our fault It takes men with strong conviction to kill us all and market blame Bullshit talks and money walks to launch pads set with rocket ships Put your cash inside a capsule. Maybe it’s worth more on Mars
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Fred 03:35
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He’s a little old man with that twinkle in his eye Thinking hard about dinner and if he wants to die It’s a heavy concept when we think about our time How we’re gonna spend it and what we leave behind What’s your net worth? Is it positive? Was there effort? Did you try not to be a dick? What’s your net worth? Is it negative? Were you cleanly? Did you live like you give a shit? Take each day one step at a time Treasure life when things are just fine
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Locals Only 04:09
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Stay home, we don’t want you There are things here that you cannot understand like fresh fruit and farmer’s markets I don’t, but some folks live off the land There are tons of little things that I do every day Like keeping watch for strangers who i think may want to stay No one in the grocery store escapes my steely gaze I am not in town. I am the town We all come from some other place This includes the whole human race We all should have stayed in our cave It might be cramped, but there’s equal claim Last week was the anniversary of the third year i’ve lived here locally I’ve made an the impression on the guy at the quick stop who is always working high
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Why Not Summer 04:19
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Popping off in the brutal heat with the neighbors drinking in the street Folks are yelling about the same old stuff It’s 10 am and the can store’s up Give me more of those summer days When the radiation is just okay Like an oven, the air is thick and it’s so humid you can barely think Tubing down on the Brandywine When drinks are flowing, it’s the best of times Napping hard and baking in the sun Letting bugs bite just for fun Give me more of those summer nights where you lay awake and sweat right through the sheets Damp and tired, rising like the dead From a poor man’s version of a waterbed All those other seasons are killing time Until the endless summer burns us alive
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Peyote Ugly 04:21
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I ate the worm and then I felt it turn That feeling in my stomach that I’ve forgotten something Before i crawl into a black hole, I must face reality I never thought I'd try my hand at losing But every move i seem to make is not one of my choosing I’m thinking really hard of my responsibilities Harvest the seeds that you sow There’s desert life that will grow It may be hard to see at first, but some study can quench your thirst Subtle signs that you’re not really alone Keen eyes can help to find you a home Walking a path through new understanding The winds of change blow trash around my feet where i am heading I see this dump is rife with possibilities If i pass the test then things get much harder As long as i am working there is always more to do A jerk who’s out of time and strapped in for the ride Watch that clock and contemplate the future Trust the ones who give it all they have Place some bets on when you think it happens Big events just push it down the road Pack those bags and bring some extra undies The shit is real and some of it’s your own Make your peace with the life you’ve been living Lose those things that always held you back
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Outer Space Feelings 04:05
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Stuck inside with this recycled air Nails are long and I’m growing my hair Things are tough when you’re grinding it solo Melancholy feelings of YOLO It’s not a mission, it’s a way of life When the chance comes to be your own boss, you gotta grab it tight You save it all for rainy days The jokes on you. it doesn’t rain in space Oh yeah I’m having outer space feelings Red eyes as I’m crying through the stars Drive fuel ain’t the only that’s burning There's fire in the galley and our hearts
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Dream Job 03:22
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A dream is not a job Think of the best thing in the world I bet it’s not going to work Let your aspirations lead to places that you truly love The climate wars will kill us all so make the most of time you have Just forget the olden lies that satisfaction swells inside When sweating blood and eating shit, be happy making others rich Think of the best thing in the world I know it’s not going to work A dream is not a job
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On The Pond 03:27
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Poconos 03:59
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Wiscasset, Swiftwater, Come on drink a lager In Sciota, Appenzell, with folks who fear the devil Neola, Nescopeck, baby let’s make the trek. Swiftwater Up in northeast PA, there’s a place called the Poconos That’s where you wanna go to get away from your job Dozing on a pond, your inner tube and body start to bond We’re getting burned by the sun, but our feelings are fond Way up the Poconos Wiscasset, Swiftwater, Come on drink a lager In Sciota, Appenzell, with folks who fear the devil Neola, Nescopeck, baby let’s make the trek Oh I want to take you up to the Poconos, we’ll eat some shrooms and then our time will slow That’s when we’ll hit our low, way up the Poconos White Haven, appropriately named We’ll canoe on the lake and then we’ll play crocquet No cell signal will give us a little bit of levity Reading hiking maps, beer shits and whiskey naps That glassy look in your eye says our bed time is nigh Way up the Poconos I’m about to make a Poconos mistake Everybody knows green space like the Poconos Now if you want to go and get away from your job Go up the Poconos Wiscasset, Swiftwater, Come on drink a lager In Sciota, Appenzell, with folks who fear the devil Neola, Nescopeck, baby let’s make the trek Oh I want to take you up to the Poconos, we’ll eat some shrooms and then our time will slow That’s when we’ll hit our low, way up the Poconos

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released January 21, 2022

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